*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
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I’m sorry but
(Source: not-thefunniestblog, via funneestuff)
do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…
am i so perfect
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everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
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im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
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why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything
because we’ll never have relationships of our own
ow
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Unless that was sarah young
then no thx
no frying for you
who was that anon?
Be my friend so I can fry my friend and that’s the end
plz